The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLC is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 36.562 billion WhaleCo Global LLCians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient WhaleCo Global LLCian economy, worth a remarkable 7,063 trillion Pequods a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 193,198 Pequods, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,119,048 per year while the poor average 15,859, a ratio of 70.6 to 1.

Voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, citizens must pay to enjoy WhaleCo Global LLC's pristine beaches, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. WhaleCo Global LLC's national animal is the Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

WhaleCo Global LLC is ranked 281,095^th in the world and 27^th in Antarctic Oasis for Nicest Citizens, with 0.35 average smiles per day.